I was tagged by ::

P E R S O N A L:
► Real Name: Patrick
► Nickname: Shark
► DA name: Peaches.
► Country: USA!
► Gender: Male

F A V O R I T E S:
► Food: Baked potatoes
► Drinks: H2O
► The moment (one only): I am not at liberty to answer this question.
► Song at the moment: See article five of my contract or the question above.
► TV Program (one only): Deadliest Catch
► TV Channel (one only): Discovery
► Book: I use to love Sword of Truth novels, that was back when I read things

V E R S U S:
► What do you like most?: Running
► Sweet or Spicy?: Sweet
► White chocolate or dark chocolate?: I don’t like either
► Desktop Computer or Laptop?: Desktop Computer
► Ice cream or cake?: Cake makes me sick. A small amount of ice cream.
► Anime or cartoons: I thought this was a versus question? There is no way you could even compare Anime to Cartoons. It’s like asking a person if he would prefer to live or not. Oh, Anime.
► PSP or PS2: Neither PS3
► Sony or Parasonic?: I have to say Sony.
► RnB or Pop?: How about RPOP.

D E V I A N T A R T:
► What is your most favorite deviation in your gallery? Happy Birthday Carrie.
► Who is your first watcher? ::
► How many watchers do you have right now? 3
► How many deviations do you have? 8
► Whom of your watchers do you talk the most with? Only ::
► Are you a subscriber? No and never will be.
► When did you start using Deviantart? 2008

T E N . A R E . Y O U S:
► Are you single? Yes.
► Are you happy?
► Are you bored? Sometimes
► Are you sad?
► Are you Italian? No.
► Are you German? Yes
► Are you Asian? No.
► Are you angry? More lately then normal.
► Are you Irish? I am not sure.
► Are your parents still married? Yes

T E N . F A C T S:
► Birth Place? South from here.
► Hair Color? Black/Brown?
► Hair Style? PJ style.
► Eye color? Blue
► Birthday? August 8th
► Mood? No thanks, I am trying to cut back.
► Age? Old.
► Lefty or Righty? Right
► Summer or Winter? I like spring
► Morning or Afternoon? Afternoon, that’s when I am legally awake.

T E N . T H I N G S . A B O U T . Y O U R . L O V E . L I F E:
► Are you in love? No
► Do you believe in love at first sight? I would have to believe in love first.
► Who ended your last relationship? She did.
► Have you ever been hurt? Yes.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I don’t think so.
► Are you friends with your ex? No
► Are you afraid of commitment? No
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? No
► Have you ever had a secret admirer? No
► Have you ever broken your own heart?

T E N . T H I S . O R . T H A T:
► Love or Lust? Neither
► Lemonade or Iced tea? Lemonade, it kept me going for a year and a half once. It was the one thing I looked forward to.
► Cats or Dogs? Dogs, never had a cat.
► A few best friends or many regular friends? To be honest, I would be happy with either.
► Television or Internet? Internet
► Pepsi or Coke? Coke
► Pink or Purple? That’s like asking me how I want to be gay. I pick blue.
► Day or Night? Day, I miss the sun in the winter.
► IM or Phone? Well….. take the I out of IM and the Phone out of Phone, and put them into together to make the Iphone. I IM on my phone.

T E N . H A V E . Y O U . E V E R:
► Been caught sneaking out? No? I have never tried to. My parents knew I couldn’t survive out there, so they never worried about it.
► Fallen off the stairs? Fallen off the stairs? Fallen down the stairs? Fallen up the stairs? The stairs I normally walk have walls that stop me from falling off of them. This question would make more sense with chairs.
► Went water rafting? No
► Finished an entire jawbreaker? No, don’t really eat them.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? Yes
► Prank called a store? Nope
► Skipped School? No, well I did skip lunch period to go out to get lunch once.
► Wanted to disappear? Always.

T E N . P R E F E R E N C E S:
► Smile or Eyes? Smile
► Light or Dark Hair? Dark
► Fat or Skinny? Average
► Shorter or Taller? Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction? Intelligence
► Jock or Nerd? Nerd
► Hook-up or Relationship? Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR Rich and serious? Funny and poor
► Play the guitar or into sports? Into sports

T E N . L A S T S:
► Last Phone Call/Text? Shawn
► Last phone call you received? My father
► Last person you hung out with? Playing softball count? I guess that would be Shawn too
► Last person you hugged? My grandparents
► Last person you IM'ed? Carrie
► Last thing you ate? Pizza
► Last thing you drank? H2O
► Last site you went to? Imeem.
► Last place you were? Riverside

R E L A T I O N S H I P S:
► Are you in a committed relationship? No
► Do you want to be? Yes
► When was your last relationship? Two years ago, wow it’s been that long.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? No
► Do you still love them? No
► Do you like someone right now?

F A M I L Y:
► Do you and your family get along? Most of the time.
► Would you say you have a "fucked up life"? I am still alive.
► Have you ever run away from home? No.
► If so, how long? N/A
► Have you ever gotten kicked out? No
► If so, how long? N/A

F R I E N D S:
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? No, I am grateful to have them.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends? Yes
► Do you trust all your friends? Yes
► Who knows everything about you? I would have to agree with Carrie, Jesus. “

Yes I am aware I didn’t answer all the questions! Hopefully you the whole journal before asking me!

I have been meaning to get this for a while now. Before I can do the other tag I have to do this one. This is a tag from ::

// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: patrick needs more love!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Pat looks like such a stalker in this picture. ((I can explain.))

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Patrick says he's "120 percent" focused on being governor. ((Because the last governor only gave 110))

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Patrick wants to nearly double the number of charter school seats allowed in the state's worst-performing districts. ((That’s part of the 120 percent baby))

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Patrick Does Entire Radio Show Without Mentioning Sports ((And they said I couldn’t do it))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Patrick hates me because I told him about Jacob.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Patrick asks for full accounting, while once again passing all blame for current mismanagement.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Patrick goes snuggy on Erin Andrews. ((Snuggy? Like the little bear in those laundry commercials?))

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Patrick likes to dance to Lil' Mama's Lip Gloss!. ((I was hoping to keep that a secret. Thanks.))

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Patrick eats His trombone for about ten minutes. ((Lol, I guess going at 120% really gets to a person after a while. :: DISCLAIMER :: No trombones were hurt in the making of this tag. It was prop.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Patrick wears a Green Wig.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Patrick was arrested for domestic violence and transported to the Washington County Jail where he is being held under a cash bond.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Patrick

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Dam*, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his a** dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shi*... leave it alone, that fuc*** will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

[[*Blinks*]]

2.) Your age?
24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3.) One of your friends?
Shawn
A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!
Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken

[[Um.. yeah? Too bad?]]


4.) What should you be doing?
jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome

5.) Favorite color?
Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

[[Well when you say it like that, i dont like it anymore. Geez, cant we just enjoy blue for what it is.]]

6.) Birthplace?
Virginia

Virginia is for lovers
Virginia is where the Dirty South begins, with the associated smoking hot southern women.

[[What is up with the rerfences to hot women?]]

7.) Month of birth?
August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

[[Why is this website trying to kiss up to me? What is it hiding.]]

8.) Last person you talked to?
Connie
short nickname for constance also a friendly person.
constance=connie shorted
your quite connie today.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Tiburon

Literally in Spanish = "shark." Used to refer to a player, a major man whore.
Mami, avoid that tiburon; he brings nothing but a heartache.

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Tag by Snistersmirk

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
”Thus all the days of Seth were nine hundred twelve years; and he died” The New Oxford Annotated Bible. ((I keep a bible on my desk, leave me alone.))

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
My phone.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bleach episode 201 on Veoh using my PS3 to find it, and watched it on the big TV downstairs.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:19

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:26 (Way off >.>

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
”Crush” David Archuleta

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, when I went to work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
DA to see if there was any new artwork. lol

9. What are you wearing?
Pajama pants, no shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes about Spain, the dentist, and surviving in the desert.

11. When did you last laugh?
Probably yesterday when I was joking with co-workers.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Three Don Quijote drawings, one poster with a bull fighter on it, and one painting of the Y Bridge done by a great local artist.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, the snow outside, which is making me mad.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It’s too early to think. I just woke up.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I am not sure, I think it was a chick flick.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would get a new car. It wouldn’t have to be flashy or anything, but just something dependable. I would also pay off my student loans, help my mother and father retire. Help my brother pay for college, but after I make him sign a contract that he has to get a job. ((Not enabler!)) Buy Carrie all the levels of Rosseta Stone Japanese and then buy her a boat ticket to go there, since she doesn’t like planes. Oh and Donate to local charities and donate to my church!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Well if the ‘you’ is the world, than the world knows nothing of me. If the ‘you’ is Carrie, there isn’t much to tell. When I was a kid I wanted to become a Marine Biologist. I wanted to help sharks and do research on them to save them.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change the world so we were no longer living in the age of materialism. Everyone is materialist to some degree. It has gotten to a point where some humans would choice materialistic things over their family. It happens all the time. I read an article about a father screaming and hitting his kid because he broke their Xbox. Big deal, you can always get a new one. Everything that can be bought can be replaced, but a life can’t. Also young children don’t understand when they are blocking the TV because they only know their ‘self’. They aren’t projecting themselves into the parents mind, knowing they are blocking the TV. Parents these days need to calm down. Don’t let your kids play violent video games. THEY DO EFFECT them. The young mind is easily swayed.

Crap I got side tracked, what was the question again. Sorry about that guys XD.


19. Do you like to dance?
I use to.

20. George Bush...
Is still our president for six days.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
As unlikely as this scenario is, I am not sure what I would name the girl.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
>.> You guys are persistent. I would call him, Patrick [my last name] III. I am kidding, I wouldn’t do that to the poor kid. lol

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
You are forgiven.

25. Tag people who must also do this in THEIR journal
*Tags no one*